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Guys I found this method that is so secret, the webpage moves EVERY 30 MINUTES, so if I didn't buy it now I would have lost my chance FOREVER! It used some super power hypnosis marketing and I bought it for $3699 ($100 cheapter than the annihilation method, bitches!) It is an ebook and has 129 pages (with pictures!) but it seems to have $94,829,294 advanced watermarking technology copy protection on it (it says on the first page) so I can't upload it! Here is the method.

The POKEMON METHOD.

Basically with this Pokemon Method: The Analogy, you will realize that all those years of playing pokemon has ALREADY TURNED YOU INTO A PUA.

Guys, getting girls is as simple as playing pokemon!

Pokemon:

You start in a town and someone gives you some free pokemon to start out with, so you have motivation to become a pokemon master.

PUA:

You start in a town and someone gives you some free whores for your birthday, so you have motivation to become a master PUA.

Pokemon:

You go out into the world and start trying to catch more pokemon by throwing your pokeballs, sometimes you get lucky and catch the pokemon!

PUA:

You go out into the world and start trying to catch more girls by throwing out pickup lines, sometimes you get lucky and fuck a girl!

Pokemon:

Evolve to different levels while gaining experience points by beating and catching wild pokemon!

PUA:

Evolve to different levels of AFC->PUA-mPUA while gaining experience by busting their balls and fucking wild girls!

Pokemon:

With stronger pokeballs, you can catch more powerful pokemon!

PUA:

With stronger balls, you can fuck more beatiful women!

Pokemon:

When you get more powerful pokemon, you must let your weaker pokemon go, you don't have room in your pokebox!

PUA:

When you get more beatiful girls, you must let your fugly girls go, you don't have room in your bed!

Pokemon:

Beat other pokemon trainers by winning against their pokemon using powerful pokemon moves to become a POKEMON MASTER (POKEMASTER)!!

PUA:

Beat other PUAs by fucking their girls using powerful AMOGing techniques to become a MASTER PUA (MPUA)!!

Guys all you have to do is use your balls of steel (ultra pokeballs for pokefans) to catch all the beatiful women! (powerful pokemon!)

I just came back from a club (pokecenter) and just busted their balls (won against the pokemon) other pua's (pokemon trainers) tried to stop me but I just AMOG'ed them (fatal move'd). The HB10's were mine and I fucked them! (caught the ledgendary pokemon!)