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[Spargeltarzan 70]

Kurzer Review von meiner gestrigen Nacht in Barcelona. Irgendwie wenn ich das so durchlese, glaube ich langsam selbst dass ich ein totaler Spinner bin :D aber lest selbst.

Achtung ist in Englisch geschrieben, für meine Studienkollegen aus England.

well...review of what've happened yesterday night:

-two makeouts.

-girl fight because of me haha

-two scandinavian chicks wanted the D. , but thanks lord to my drunkeness I've failed to attempt any body contact to any of these scandinavian chicks

-met a guy from dubai. payed me a bottle of vodka for 350EUR. no big deal

-made tons of new friends

-spanish chick humped me so hard that I fell. (not sure if the vodka had killed my dancing skills and coordination or her butt was too strong)

-convienced bouncer that im on the guestlist. it was a deep lie.

-convinced the bouncher that im writing for VICE magazine, that's why i needed to do an interview HAHAH.

-got the number of a female bartender. forgot the name. fuck.

-got horny and drunk at 6 am. looking for some love love. pakistanian taxi driver took me to a shadey whorehouse in a garage (!!!)

-told him that he can screw himself because he wanted to screw me and it was a setup.

-refused to pay him the money

-blonde spanish prostitute made me horny. but for god's sake my consciousness told me NOT to fuck any of these girls.

-went out of that shit place.

-got into a fight with a pakistani and still refused to pay him

-got angry paid him 20 bucks because something told me not to get any deeper into trouble (dark garage, full of indians and pakistani around me. could have been a scene from a horror movie)

-smashed a trash can in the middle of the street

-have bruises on my fingers.

conclusion: I'm a retard.

plot twist: i had my fun and hey! YOLO! (still fapped twice yesterday night, forever alone

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[brasilea 30]

warum erleb ich in barcelona auch immer so abgefuckte geschichten?

der grund warum ich min. 2-5x im Jahr dort unten bin