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[wasntme 1409]

Achja, Britischer Humor...

August 16, 2015 bearbeitet von wasntme

[roien 3456]

What is the laziest thing you've ever done?

I was once on a US military ship, having breakfast in the wardroom (officers lounge) when the Operations Officer (OPS) walks in. This guy was the definition of NOT a morning person; he's still half asleep, bleary eyed... basically a zombie with a bagel. He sits down across from me to eat his bagel and is just barely conscious. My back is to the outboard side of the ship, and the morning sun is blazing in one of the portholes putting a big bright-ass circle of light right on his barely conscious face. He's squinting and chewing and basically just remembering how to be alive for today. It's painful to watch.

But then zombie-OPS stops chewing, slowly picks up the phone, and dials the bridge. In his well-known I'm-still-totally-asleep voice, he says "heeeey. It's OPS. Could you... shift our barpat... yeah, one six five. Thanks." And puts the phone down. And then he just sits there. Squinting. Waiting.

And then, ever so slowly, I realize that that big blazing spot of sun has begun to slide off the zombie's face and onto the wall behind him. After a moment it clears his face and he blinks slowly a few times and the brilliant beauty of what I've just witnessed begins to overwhelm me. By ordering the bridge to adjust the ship's back-and-forth patrol by about 15 degrees, he's changed our course just enough to reposition the sun off of his face. He's literally just redirected thousands of tons of steel and hundreds of people so that he could get the sun out of his eyes while he eats his bagel. I am in awe.

He slowly picks up his bagel and for a moment I'm terrified at the thought that his own genius may escape him, that he may never appreciate the epic brilliance of his laziness (since he's not going to wake up for another hour). But between his next bites he pauses, looks at me, and gives me the faintest, sly grin, before returning to gnaw slowly on his zombie bagel.

Quelle:

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1rgpdf/what_is_the_laziest_thing_youve_ever_done/

[PaoloPinkel 8317]

ein großer seiner Zunft.

[Rudelfuchs 14859]

Das ist wohl der Inbegriff von macht. Wenn Gott n Kater vom feiern hat und sie in Sodom noch nicht schlafe n gehen wollen mit ihren trommeln und panflöten macht er auch einfach das Licht aus.

[Kaiserludi 9572]

Das ist wohl der Inbegriff von macht. Wenn Gott n Kater vom feiern hat und sie in Sodom noch nicht schlafe n gehen wollen mit ihren trommeln und panflöten macht er auch einfach das Licht aus.

Sorry, aber ich brauchte da wirklich mal meine Ruhe!

[Rudelfuchs 14859]

Alpträume

https://youtu.be/Sy5wpB8uT7Y

[Gast ImWithNoobs]

[Hollywood Johnny 646]

http://youtu.be/xDIVeYVA8vs

[Hollywood Johnny 646]

http://youtu.be/c3g6ID4ogLg

[Kaiserludi 9572]

Anscheinend haben die Amis im Gegensatz zu uns Europäern einen äußerst effektiven Weg gefunden, den Unterschied im Zuschauerinteresse zwischen Männer- und Frauenvariante der gleichen Sportart abzumildern.

[Kaiserludi 9572]

[Hoiho 186]

Ach ich mag Brüste

[roien 3456]

[Hearts_and_Minds 1643]

[frank_hustle 1703]

Bildunterschrift des Tages.

[wasntme 1409]

Tja, was bleibt dir auch anderes übrig wenn du "Nils Nektarine" heißt?

[PaoloPinkel 8317]

PAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! :rofl:

der hat mich kalt erwischt.

[roien 3456]

[Aldous 9590]

"2013 klagte eine ehemalige Mitarbeiterin gegen Ashley Madison. Sie gab an, sich beim Tippen von über tausend Fake-Profilen die Handgelenke ruiniert zu haben."

http://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/web/ashley-madison-fast-alle-frauen-profile-sind-fake-a-1050055.html

[chill3r 101]

[DerTed 2360]

:c

[roien 3456]

Bei sowas kann ich irgendwie am besten entspannen...

[Hollywood Johnny 646]

[Kaiserludi 9572]

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/adpvz3Z_460sv.mp4

[Shou 1269]

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/adpvz3Z_460sv.mp4

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