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gerade ein Word Doc. gefunden, keine Ahnung woher ich das habe, aber geil ist es allemal. the average girl, that you can get - she will not suck your dick - she will use you as her emotional trash can - she will make you wait for sex and even than it will be 10 minutes of starfish - she will make an idiot out of you in public - she will cheat on you with the next guy that's better - she will gossip false rumor about you when you split up - she will daydream of Brad Pitt, while she's out with you in the most expensive restaurant - she will never give you any real support - she will never tell you that she loves you, unless she's really drunk, but the next day she'll forget it - she will tell everybody that you suck in bed - she will never tolerate any sign of weakness from you - she will think that you are a tool for dating her - she will be always arrogant with you when you have an emotional low - she will blame you for her being out of shape - she will call your mother to ask about your childhood - she will call you up at 3 am Sunday evening telling you about her bad dream - she will be reading your emails without any guilt or shame - she will always compare you to the hottest guy she's ever seen - she will look for your errors with a magnifying glass - she will disregard any of your talents or strengths - she will be talking loud about your most uncomfortable secrets while drunk with her girlfriends in a public bar - she will make you watch the most retarded movies - she will never cook for you anything - she will give you the silent treatment if she finds a dirty sock next to the bed, even though you have been the perfect boyfriend - she will talk about the dirty sock with her girlfriends, while they will recommend her to ditch you - she will find that book that you have been writing for the past 2-3 years in secret, than she will trash it down when her next period comes - she will make you cringe at the beach, when you compare her to other women - she will make retarded comments about you at a dinner party with your boss and co-workers - she will never shave and wash herself, but will expect professional oral sex from you, that last an hour at least, you give it to her, than the next day you'll be labeled by her as a sexist pig in public and she'll cry without any reason and you are "lucky" if you can keep her more than 10 months, when she dumps you, you will be in for a dryspell and depression for the next couple of years escort she will do anything for 200 bucks if you pay and aren't a weirdo, you will be treated with respect within a safe environment
