“A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person” - Dave Barry "Excuses are like asses, everybody has one and they all stink." "A drunken man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts." “The person who risks nothing, does nothing, has nothing, is nothing.” - Leo Buscaglia “When the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.” “Don’t try to be different. Just be good. To be good is different enough.” - Arthur Freed "At some point, you must stop thinking about the kind of man you want to be, and be that man." "Words are like bullets, once they leave the don’t come back." "Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value." - Albert Einstein