I am perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built near Ground Zero.

I think it should be the goal of every society to be tolerant.

The mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose, that two gay nightclubs be opened nextdoor to the mosque thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque.

We could call the clubs "The Turban Cowboy" and "You Mecca Me So Hot".

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and have an open barbeque with spare ribs as its daily special. Across the street avery daring lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret" with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an Adult ToyShop (Koranal Lovegun), its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store, maybe call it "Morehammered"?

If you agree in promoting tolerance and you think this is a good plan, pass it on.